* This transcript was created by voice-to-text technology. The transcript has not been edited for errors or omissions, it is for reference only and is not the official minutes of the meeting. [00:00:05] THE FIRST ROUND IS GONNA BE THE SS JAMES VERSUS BOAT. SO S AS JAMES, CAN YOU GO TO LANE TWO? BOAT? CAN YOU GO TO LANE ONE? BOAT? YOU'RE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE. TEAM BOAT. YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE. GO TO LANE ONE. NOPE. WRONG, WRONG DIRECTION. THERE YOU GO. OKAY. ALRIGHT. UH, PILOTS, YOU CAN ENTER THE, OR WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, A CAPTAIN? CAPTAINS. YOU CAN ENTER THE WATER WITH THE BOAT. OKAY. CAPTAINS, ENTER THE WATER WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. YES, IT'S MOSTLY YOU GUYS WANNA, THEY'RE READY. ALRIGHT, RACERS, WE WILL GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1, GO. S JAMES WITH THE HARLEY LEAD TEAM LOOKS TO BE STRUGGLING IN LANE. ONE LITTLE, UH, CAP SIZE ACTION GOING ON HERE. IT SEEMS, OH, THE, THE SS JAMES HAS STOPPED THE MOTOR. IT LOOKS LIKE. IT LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS HE'S GONNA WIN. LOOKS HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT. AND TEAM SS JAMES IS THE WINNER WITH A, A TOTAL ROUTE. I MEAN, IT WAS A RESOUNDING VICTORY OVER TEAM BOAT. WHO IS, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM. I THINK JUST UNDER THE WATER. ALRIGHT, TEAM VIKINGS, IF YOU GUYS CAN ENTER THE WATER WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. ALRIGHT, WE WILL START IN 3, 2, 1, AND GO. CAPTAIN, START PADDLING TEAM. VIKING SEEMS TO BE OFF TO AN EARLY BE ALRIGHT, VIKINGS HERE. CLOSING SEEMS, LET'S GO. HUNTERS AND TEAM VIKINGS HAS WON. CONGRATULATIONS. MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. [00:05:14] ALRIGHT, RACERS, BEGIN IN 3, 2, 1, GO. ALRIGHT, SUPER. SAY IN JAMES OFF TO A, AN EARLY LEAD, BUT MAPLE SYRUP IS MAKING QUITE A CHARGE HERE AT THE END. LET'S SEE. WE, WE HAVE FANS VERSUS, UH, KAYAKING. OH, VERY CLOSE. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. AH, AND THEY'RE SUPER SAYING, JAMES, WITH ANOTHER VICTORY. CONGRATULATIONS. ALRIGHT, THE NEXT TWO BOATS WILL BE THE VIKINGS VERSUS HMS. UH, 6, 7, 6, 7. BOAT. UH, YOU ARE UP NEXT. ALRIGHT, TEAMS, YOU CAN ENTER THE, OKAY. YEAH, WE'LL START IN THREE, TWO. ALL GOOD. ALRIGHT, GOING 3, 2, 1. BEGIN. START PADDLING. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. WE GOT THE VIKINGS COMING TO AN EARLY LEAD. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SIX, SEVEN. THE RIDER SHOULD BACK UP A LITTLE ON THE BOAT. THE FRONT IS THINKING. ALRIGHT, TEAM, TEAM VIKINGS OFF TO HIM. TOTALLY CRUSHING UP WHEN THEY HIT THE WALL. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. THIS IS REALLY CLOSE. ALRIGHT, WHO'S GONNA WIN HERE? ALRIGHT. LOOKS LIKE BARELY, BARELY. DESPITE THE LARGE AGE DIFFERENCE IN THE RIDER, UH, THE, THE, THE SIX SEVEN BOAT HAS WON. GREAT EFFORT. TEAM VIKINGS, YOU GOTTA, THIS IS, SO, ALRIGHT, IS EVERYONE READY? ALRIGHT, LET'S START IN 3, 2, 1, GO FOR THE SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP. ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S PRETTY IN AT THE START. WE HAVE THE BATTLE OF, UH, TECHNOLOGY VERSUS MANPOWER HERE. OH WOW. TIM VIKINGS IS REALLY MAKING A SURGE HERE. LOOK AT THAT. ALRIGHT. TIM VIKINGS IS SO CLOSE. LET'S GO. OH, NO TEAM. OH BY, BY A HAIR. SUPER SAY IN JAMES WON THE SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP. SO CLOSE. AMAZING EFFORT FROM TEAM VIKINGS. FANTASTIC RACING. ALRIGHT, WE HAVE THE, THE WALRUS WARPER 5,000 IN LANE TWO AND THE DAUGHTER OF GALLAB AND LANE ONE FOR THE NEXT ROUND. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THE BOATS FACING FORWARD AND WE'LL GET STARTED SOON. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE READY? ALRIGHT, LET'S GO IN. 3, 2, 1. BEGIN. LET'S GO GUYS, LET'S GO EARLY. CAPSIZE FOR THE WALRUS BOAT, BUT QUICK CHANGE HERE. ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE THE WATER OF GALLAB LOOKS LIKE TO BE MAKING QUITE A RUN HERE. LET'S GO GUYS. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. LET'S [00:10:01] SEE IF THE WARP, THE WALRUS, THE WALRUS WAR FOR 5,000 CAN MAKE A SURGE. OH, THEY'RE MOVING. THEY'RE MOVING. OH, THEY GOT SOME ASSISTANCE, IT SEEMS ANOTHER CAPSIZE FOR THE, THE WALRUS WARPER 5,000, BUT GOT SOME ADAM LOVE ACTION HERE. THE WALRUS WAR FOR KICKING HARD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO THE DAUGHTER IN GALA. HERE. GET THERE. LET'S GO GUYS. AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE DAUGHTER OF GALA. HALF WINS. CONGRATULATIONS GUYS. LIGHTNING FAST FIRST ROUND. ALRIGHT, FOR THE NEXT TWO VOTES, CAN WE HAVE MR. SINKY, MR. SINKY AND LANE TWO AND GIRL POWER IN LANE ONE. MR. SINKY IN LANE TWO, GIRL POWER IN LANE ONE. TEAM GIRL, AND IT'S DEAD EVEN FROM THE START. LET'S SEE WHO CAN, LOOKS LIKE MR. SINK IS HAVING QUITE THE, QUITE THE SURGE HERE. OH, WITH A A COLLISION LANDLINE. LOOKS LIKE THE SURGE IS OVER. PADDLE. LET'S SEE, WE'VE GOT MR. SINKY COMING, MOVING PRETTY FAST AGAIN. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. ROLL POWER USE HAS ARMS. OH, MR. SINKY LOOKS LIKE THEY'LL, THEY'LL FINISH THIS OVER WITH THE WIN. AND CONGRATULATIONS TO MR. WELL DONE GUYS. WE'RE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1. TELL PADDLE GUYS. PADDLE, PADDLE. PADDLE. ALRIGHT, SET. EVEN HERE. LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN REALLY MAKE A CHART. IT LOOKS LIKE PIZZA PIRATES ARE, ARE MOVING FORWARD. HOPEFULLY GO. PHONE IS COMING, COMING TOO. OH, GO BOAT. COLLIDED WITH THE LANE LINE. HOPEFULLY THEY CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT. THERE YOU GO. THESE ARE PIRATES. VERY STEADY HERE. THAT BOAT LOOKS VERY, VERY, UH, STRUCTURALLY. SOUND. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. IT'S STILL DEAD. EVEN HERE AT THE HALF GO BOAT. LOOKS TO BE PUSHING A LITTLE BIT. LET'S SEE. YOU CAN GET THIS DONE. ALRIGHT, GOAT BOAT IS SURGING HERE. LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN GET TO THE WALL. LET'S GO. PIZZA, PIRATES. PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN GUYS ON IT. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA GO TO BOAT, BOAT, BOAT, BOAT. CONGRATULATIONS GUYS. MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. CONGRATULATIONS. CAN WE NOW HAVE THE FRIDGE? OH, ACTUALLY LET'S GO. YOU GOT A PIZZA PIRATE? LET'S GET TO THE WALL GUYS. TRY TO PADDLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES. . ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THE FRIDGE. THE FRIDGE. CAN YOU GO TO LEAN TWO M THE SS, UH, JOINT SOMETHING. GO TO LANE ONE, PLEASE. YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. ALRIGHT, WE SHOULD BE READY TO GET OTHER WAY IN A FEW SECONDS HERE. ALRIGHT, CAPTAINS, ARE YOU GUYS READY? LET'S GET STARTED. 3, 2, 1. GO. GO. PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. IT LOOKS LIKE, LOOKS LIKE THE FRENCH IS A LITTLE AHEAD HERE, BUT IT'S, IT'S REALLY CLOSE. [00:15:01] LET'S SEE IF THE SS, UH, CAN MAKE A SURGE. LET'S GO GUYS. PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE. OH, OH. TOP SIZE FOR THE SS TRAFFIC. ALRIGHT, SWIM GUYS. SWIM. ALRIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A WIN FOR THE FRIDGE HERE, DESPITE BEING NAMED, UH, AFTER A RECTANGLE. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY REC THEY WENT PRETTY FAST THROUGH THE WATER. ALRIGHT, LET'S HAVE, LET'S HAVE TEAM LEBRON JAMES IN LANE TWO AND THE QUICKER IN LANE ONE. ALL RIGHT GUYS. LEBRON JAMES IN LANE TWO. AND THE COOKER IN LANE ONE. WHO KNOWS? I ALRIGHT, LET'S GET, ARE WE READY? ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO IN. 3, 2, 1. DONE GUYS. PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE. ALRIGHT. LEBRON JAMES IS FLYING IN THE AIR BUD. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE MAKING STEADY PROGRESS. LET'S COOK SOME PADDLE GUYS. SO, ALRIGHT, GOING SIDEWAYS. WE'RE DOING SOME BOILING OVER HERE WITH THE, WITH THE WATER. ENTER THAT POT. LET'S GO. LEBRON, LET'S GO QUICKER. YEAH, GET BACK ON THAT BOAT GUYS. COME ON. LEBRON JAMES, FALLING OFF THE BOAT. NO, UNDERWATER. ALRIGHT, THIS WEST. LEBRON'S GETTING TRADED. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO. CONQUER. LET'S GO GUYS UNDER THE WATER, BUT STILL MOVING FORWARD. ALRIGHT, LEBRON JAMES LOOKS TO BE MAKING HIM MASSIVE RUN HERE. LET'S GO GUYS. GET TO THE, ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE LEBRON JAMES HERE. NICE JOB. LEBRON JAMES. SLAM DUNK. IT MIGHT ON COMMUNITY. ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CELEBRITY GUEST DO THE COUNT OFF. ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. JAMES, HIGGINS. 3, 2, 1, 2. OKAY. ALRIGHT, START YOUR ENGINES GUYS. LET'S GO. ALRIGHT, LEFT. PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. ALRIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE, LOOKS LIKE THE FAMILY IS, IS, UH, EVEN RIGHT HERE. OH NO, WE, WE SEEM TO HAVE WHIRLPOOL, A WHIRL OVER THERE GOING THE TRICKS HERE. LET'S GO GUYS. GET THAT BOAT FACING FORWARD. ALRIGHT, JUST MAKING THE WAY, MAKING THEIR WAY FORWARD. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO. PADDLE. PADDLE OPPOSITE GUYS, EVERYONE PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. GUYS, LET'S GO. ALRIGHT, WE HAVE A, WE HAVE A LOST DEBIT CARD. UH, MANU MARTINEZ. MANU MARTINEZ. DID YOU LOSE A DEBIT CARD? ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE AN AND ANOTHER ROOM. RESOUNDING VICTORY FOR THE DAUGHTERS OF DAU. THEY COULD GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE. WE GOT, WE GOT GO BOAT. WE'RE GONNA PUT GO BOAT IN LANE TWO. WE'LL HAVE THE FRIDGE IN LANE ONE. GO BOAT. LANE TWO. FRIDGE LANE. 1, 3, 2, 1. GO. PADDLE, FIND PADDLE GUYS. GO, GO, GO. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE UH, THE BRIDGE HERE WITH A SURGICAL OPPOSITE PADDLING TECHNIQUE. GOAT BOAT IS HOLDING ITS OWN THOUGH. LET'S SEE. THIS IS ANYONE'S RACE. OH MY GOSH, THIS IS EXCITING. [00:20:01] LOOKS LIKE GOBO IS FALLING AWAY A LITTLE BIT, BUT LET'S SEE IF THE FRIDGE CAN MAKE A LATE TURN. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO. LET'S GO FRIDGE THEN. LET'S WARM THAT UP A LITTLE BIT. ALRIGHT, GOFO WITH SOME INCREDIBLE SPEED HERE, JUST GLIDING THROUGH THE WATER. WOW. SOKO WAS ANOTHER CONVINCING WIN. ALRIGHT, MOVING ON TO THE SEMI-FINAL. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO ON CAPTAINS. LET'S GET READY FOR A FIERCE RACE HERE. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1, GO, GO, GO. PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE. OH WOW, LOOK AT THAT. LOOKS LIKE BRONY GAMES TURNING AROUND. ROLLING. OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THIS. MR. SINKY IS JUST WHEELING THROUGH THE WATER. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. MR. SINKY. NO SINKY IT SEEMS. OH, WITH THE LANDLINE. OH, ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN RECOVER. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO BRO. LET'S SEE. BRONNY CAN LIVE UP TO HIS, HIS DAD 35 COUSIN POINTS MORE OR SOMETHING. YOU'LL GET THERE. ALRIGHT, MR. SINKY. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS ONE OF US UNLESS BRONY PULLS OUT SOMETHING SPECIAL HERE. OH NO. ALRIGHT. OH NO, IT'S GETTING CLOSE. LET'S SEE. ALRIGHT. MR. SINKY IS SO CLOSE. OH, BRONY IS DIPPING THE TOES OF BALL. OKAY, BRONY GOES DOWN. ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS. MR. LOOKS LIKE NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR. ALRIGHT, CONGRAT. CONGRATULATIONS MR. SICK. ALRIGHT, NEXT WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE DAUGHTERS OF GALAHAN IN LANE TWO VERSUS GOAT. VOTE IN LANE ONE. DAUGHTERS IN LANE TWO. GOAT VOTE IN LANE ONE. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO IN. 3, 2, 1, GO. PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE GUYS. ALRIGHT, GO BOAT OFF TO AN EARLY LEAD. LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. DAUGHTERS THAT THEY CAN TURN AROUND, THEY CAN MAKE SPIKE RUN HERE. PADDLE ON THE SAME SIDE GUYS. YEAH, THERE YOU GO. ALRIGHT. LOOKS LIKE GOBO IS GETTING THERE. COURSE CORRECT FROM HER DAUGHTERS. LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN, GOING IN THE STRAIGHT LINE HERE. GO VOTE HERE AGAIN. IT'S GONNA BE GO OUT ALL THE WAY. GO MODE. MORE VICTORIES FOR GOBO. I THINK THAT UNDEFEATED. GREAT JOB GUYS. ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON TO THE FINALS. GO VOTE IN THE FINALS IN THE DOUBLES DIVISION. ALRIGHT, WE NOW HAVE GOCO VERSUS MR. SINKY. ALRIGHT, A LITTLE, A LITTLE SWIM TEAM. RIVALRY. RIVALRY HERE FOR LITTLE TRIVIA. ALL FOUR OF THE, THE PARTICIPANTS ON THE WO SWIM TEAM. WAIT, LET'S GET THOSE PENS IN THE WATER. WE'LL DO GO BOAT IN LANE TWO. MR. SINK IN LANE ONE. ALRIGHT, GO THE WATER MR. SINK. I TAKE THE WATER. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THE AFTER. AFTER AT LEAST THREE RACES FOR BOTH BOATS. LET'S SEE HOW THEY CAN BOTH HOLD UP SOMETIMES. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET GOING. LET'S GO IN IN 3, 2, 1. DON'T. IT'S LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE TCO POOL. MR. SINKY GETTING AN EARLY LEAD OF GO BOATS. WE KNOW YOU CAN CLOSE. OH, ALRIGHT. GUMBO GOING RIGHT INTO THE LANE LINE. LOOKS LIKE MR. SINKY GOING INTO THE LANE LINE TOO. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GONNA GO, LET'S, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE, MR. SINK AHEAD, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE A BIT OF A STANDSTILL. LET'S SEE IF GOBO CAN PULL SOMETHING OUT. ALRIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MR. SINK ALL THE WAY, UNLESS GOFO CAN GO RIGHT INTO THE LANE LINE. OH NO. GRABBING THE LAKE LINE. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. LET'S SEE. MR. SINK'S CLOSE, BUT GOBO IS MOVING. OH, MR. SINK'S GONE. TOTALLY, TOTALLY HORIZONTAL. THEY'RE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. LET'S SEE IF GO. SHOULD COME BACK. OH, WHAT A COMEBACK FOR GOBO. OH MY GOSH. WOW. WOW. SOME WITH A TUNNEL [00:25:01] COMEBACK. CONGRATULATIONS GUYS. OH, BRUTAL. BRUTAL FOR MR. SINKY. THERE. * This transcript was created by voice-to-text technology. 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