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THE FIRST ROUND IS GONNA BE THE SS JAMES VERSUS BOAT.
SO S AS JAMES, CAN YOU GO TO LANE TWO? BOAT? CAN YOU GO TO LANE ONE? BOAT? YOU'RE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
UH, PILOTS, YOU CAN ENTER THE, OR WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, A CAPTAIN? CAPTAINS.
YOU CAN ENTER THE WATER WITH THE BOAT.
CAPTAINS, ENTER THE WATER WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
YES, IT'S MOSTLY YOU GUYS WANNA, THEY'RE READY.
ALRIGHT, RACERS, WE WILL GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1, GO.
S JAMES WITH THE HARLEY LEAD TEAM LOOKS TO BE STRUGGLING IN LANE.
ONE LITTLE, UH, CAP SIZE ACTION GOING ON HERE.
IT SEEMS, OH, THE, THE SS JAMES HAS STOPPED THE MOTOR.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS HE'S GONNA WIN.
AND TEAM SS JAMES IS THE WINNER WITH A, A TOTAL ROUTE.
I MEAN, IT WAS A RESOUNDING VICTORY OVER TEAM BOAT.
WHO IS, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM.
ALRIGHT, TEAM VIKINGS, IF YOU GUYS CAN ENTER THE WATER WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
ALRIGHT, WE WILL START IN 3, 2, 1, AND GO.
VIKING SEEMS TO BE OFF TO AN EARLY BE ALRIGHT, VIKINGS HERE.
HUNTERS AND TEAM VIKINGS HAS WON.
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ALRIGHT, RACERS, BEGIN IN 3, 2, 1, GO.SAY IN JAMES OFF TO A, AN EARLY LEAD, BUT MAPLE SYRUP IS MAKING QUITE A CHARGE HERE AT THE END.
WE, WE HAVE FANS VERSUS, UH, KAYAKING.
AH, AND THEY'RE SUPER SAYING, JAMES, WITH ANOTHER VICTORY.
ALRIGHT, THE NEXT TWO BOATS WILL BE THE VIKINGS VERSUS HMS. UH, 6, 7, 6, 7.
ALRIGHT, TEAMS, YOU CAN ENTER THE, OKAY.
YEAH, WE'LL START IN THREE, TWO.
WE GOT THE VIKINGS COMING TO AN EARLY LEAD.
THE RIDER SHOULD BACK UP A LITTLE ON THE BOAT.
ALRIGHT, TEAM, TEAM VIKINGS OFF TO HIM.
TOTALLY CRUSHING UP WHEN THEY HIT THE WALL.
ALRIGHT, WHO'S GONNA WIN HERE? ALRIGHT.
DESPITE THE LARGE AGE DIFFERENCE IN THE RIDER, UH, THE, THE, THE SIX SEVEN BOAT HAS WON.
TEAM VIKINGS, YOU GOTTA, THIS IS, SO, ALRIGHT, IS EVERYONE READY? ALRIGHT, LET'S START IN 3, 2, 1, GO FOR THE SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP.
ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S PRETTY IN AT THE START.
WE HAVE THE BATTLE OF, UH, TECHNOLOGY VERSUS MANPOWER HERE.
TIM VIKINGS IS REALLY MAKING A SURGE HERE.
SUPER SAY IN JAMES WON THE SINGLES CHAMPIONSHIP.
AMAZING EFFORT FROM TEAM VIKINGS.
ALRIGHT, WE HAVE THE, THE WALRUS WARPER 5,000 IN LANE TWO AND THE DAUGHTER OF GALLAB AND LANE ONE FOR THE NEXT ROUND.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THE BOATS FACING FORWARD AND WE'LL GET STARTED SOON.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE READY? ALRIGHT, LET'S GO IN.
LET'S GO GUYS, LET'S GO EARLY.
CAPSIZE FOR THE WALRUS BOAT, BUT QUICK CHANGE HERE.
ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE THE WATER OF GALLAB LOOKS LIKE TO BE MAKING QUITE A RUN HERE.
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SEE IF THE WARP, THE WALRUS, THE WALRUS WAR FOR 5,000 CAN MAKE A SURGE.OH, THEY GOT SOME ASSISTANCE, IT SEEMS ANOTHER CAPSIZE FOR THE, THE WALRUS WARPER 5,000, BUT GOT SOME ADAM LOVE ACTION HERE.
THE WALRUS WAR FOR KICKING HARD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO THE DAUGHTER IN GALA.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE DAUGHTER OF GALA.
ALRIGHT, FOR THE NEXT TWO VOTES, CAN WE HAVE MR. SINKY, MR. SINKY AND LANE TWO AND GIRL POWER IN LANE ONE.
MR. SINKY IN LANE TWO, GIRL POWER IN LANE ONE.
TEAM GIRL, AND IT'S DEAD EVEN FROM THE START.
LET'S SEE WHO CAN, LOOKS LIKE MR. SINK IS HAVING QUITE THE, QUITE THE SURGE HERE.
OH, WITH A A COLLISION LANDLINE.
LET'S SEE, WE'VE GOT MR. SINKY COMING, MOVING PRETTY FAST AGAIN.
ROLL POWER USE HAS ARMS. OH, MR. SINKY LOOKS LIKE THEY'LL, THEY'LL FINISH THIS OVER WITH THE WIN.
AND CONGRATULATIONS TO MR. WELL DONE GUYS.
WE'RE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1.
LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN REALLY MAKE A CHART.
IT LOOKS LIKE PIZZA PIRATES ARE, ARE MOVING FORWARD.
HOPEFULLY THEY CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT.
THAT BOAT LOOKS VERY, VERY, UH, STRUCTURALLY.
EVEN HERE AT THE HALF GO BOAT.
LOOKS TO BE PUSHING A LITTLE BIT.
ALRIGHT, GOAT BOAT IS SURGING HERE.
LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN GET TO THE WALL.
PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN GUYS ON IT.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA GO TO BOAT, BOAT, BOAT, BOAT.
CAN WE NOW HAVE THE FRIDGE? OH, ACTUALLY LET'S GO.
YOU GOT A PIZZA PIRATE? LET'S GET TO THE WALL GUYS.
TRY TO PADDLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES.
CAN YOU GO TO LEAN TWO M THE SS, UH, JOINT SOMETHING.
ALRIGHT, WE SHOULD BE READY TO GET OTHER WAY IN A FEW SECONDS HERE.
ALRIGHT, CAPTAINS, ARE YOU GUYS READY? LET'S GET STARTED.
IT LOOKS LIKE, LOOKS LIKE THE FRENCH IS A LITTLE AHEAD HERE, BUT IT'S, IT'S REALLY CLOSE.
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LET'S SEE IF THE SS, UH, CAN MAKE A SURGE.IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A WIN FOR THE FRIDGE HERE, DESPITE BEING NAMED, UH, AFTER A RECTANGLE.
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY REC THEY WENT PRETTY FAST THROUGH THE WATER.
ALRIGHT, LET'S HAVE, LET'S HAVE TEAM LEBRON JAMES IN LANE TWO AND THE QUICKER IN LANE ONE.
WHO KNOWS? I ALRIGHT, LET'S GET, ARE WE READY? ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO IN.
LEBRON JAMES IS FLYING IN THE AIR BUD.
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE MAKING STEADY PROGRESS.
WE'RE DOING SOME BOILING OVER HERE WITH THE, WITH THE WATER.
YEAH, GET BACK ON THAT BOAT GUYS.
LEBRON JAMES, FALLING OFF THE BOAT.
LET'S GO GUYS UNDER THE WATER, BUT STILL MOVING FORWARD.
ALRIGHT, LEBRON JAMES LOOKS TO BE MAKING HIM MASSIVE RUN HERE.
GET TO THE, ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE LEBRON JAMES HERE.
ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CELEBRITY GUEST DO THE COUNT OFF.
ALRIGHT, START YOUR ENGINES GUYS.
ALRIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE, LOOKS LIKE THE FAMILY IS, IS, UH, EVEN RIGHT HERE.
OH NO, WE, WE SEEM TO HAVE WHIRLPOOL, A WHIRL OVER THERE GOING THE TRICKS HERE.
ALRIGHT, JUST MAKING THE WAY, MAKING THEIR WAY FORWARD.
PADDLE OPPOSITE GUYS, EVERYONE PADDLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
ALRIGHT, WE HAVE A, WE HAVE A LOST DEBIT CARD.
DID YOU LOSE A DEBIT CARD? ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE AN AND ANOTHER ROOM.
RESOUNDING VICTORY FOR THE DAUGHTERS OF DAU.
THEY COULD GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
WE'RE GONNA PUT GO BOAT IN LANE TWO.
WE'LL HAVE THE FRIDGE IN LANE ONE.
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE UH, THE BRIDGE HERE WITH A SURGICAL OPPOSITE PADDLING TECHNIQUE.
GOAT BOAT IS HOLDING ITS OWN THOUGH.
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LOOKS LIKE GOBO IS FALLING AWAY A LITTLE BIT, BUT LET'S SEE IF THE FRIDGE CAN MAKE A LATE TURN.LET'S WARM THAT UP A LITTLE BIT.
ALRIGHT, GOFO WITH SOME INCREDIBLE SPEED HERE, JUST GLIDING THROUGH THE WATER.
SOKO WAS ANOTHER CONVINCING WIN.
ALRIGHT, MOVING ON TO THE SEMI-FINAL.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO ON CAPTAINS.
LET'S GET READY FOR A FIERCE RACE HERE.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED IN 3, 2, 1, GO, GO, GO.
LOOKS LIKE BRONY GAMES TURNING AROUND.
MR. SINKY IS JUST WHEELING THROUGH THE WATER.
NO SINKY IT SEEMS. OH, WITH THE LANDLINE.
OH, ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN RECOVER.
BRONNY CAN LIVE UP TO HIS, HIS DAD 35 COUSIN POINTS MORE OR SOMETHING.
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS ONE OF US UNLESS BRONY PULLS OUT SOMETHING SPECIAL HERE.
OH, BRONY IS DIPPING THE TOES OF BALL.
MR. LOOKS LIKE NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR.
ALRIGHT, NEXT WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE DAUGHTERS OF GALAHAN IN LANE TWO VERSUS GOAT.
ALRIGHT, GO BOAT OFF TO AN EARLY LEAD.
LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
DAUGHTERS THAT THEY CAN TURN AROUND, THEY CAN MAKE SPIKE RUN HERE.
LOOKS LIKE GOBO IS GETTING THERE.
COURSE CORRECT FROM HER DAUGHTERS.
LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN, GOING IN THE STRAIGHT LINE HERE.
IT'S GONNA BE GO OUT ALL THE WAY.
ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON TO THE FINALS.
GO VOTE IN THE FINALS IN THE DOUBLES DIVISION.
ALRIGHT, WE NOW HAVE GOCO VERSUS MR. SINKY.
ALRIGHT, A LITTLE, A LITTLE SWIM TEAM.
RIVALRY HERE FOR LITTLE TRIVIA.
ALL FOUR OF THE, THE PARTICIPANTS ON THE WO SWIM TEAM.
WAIT, LET'S GET THOSE PENS IN THE WATER.
ALRIGHT, GO THE WATER MR. SINK.
AFTER AT LEAST THREE RACES FOR BOTH BOATS.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY CAN BOTH HOLD UP SOMETIMES.
IT'S LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE TCO POOL.
MR. SINKY GETTING AN EARLY LEAD OF GO BOATS.
GUMBO GOING RIGHT INTO THE LANE LINE.
LOOKS LIKE MR. SINKY GOING INTO THE LANE LINE TOO.
ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GONNA GO, LET'S, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE, MR. SINK AHEAD, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE A BIT OF A STANDSTILL.
LET'S SEE IF GOBO CAN PULL SOMETHING OUT.
ALRIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MR. SINK ALL THE WAY, UNLESS GOFO CAN GO RIGHT INTO THE LANE LINE.
MR. SINK'S CLOSE, BUT GOBO IS MOVING.
THEY'RE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
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COMEBACK.